4 hours ago
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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

4 hours ago
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4 hours ago
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lionza:

“it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a word”

um

i’m pretty sure that’s the point of words

to mean established things in order to make communication possible

4 hours ago
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tsunamiwavesurfing:

alex-is-sassy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant

Wat

I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES

8 hours ago
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8 hours ago
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There are so many mysteries I once dismissed as mere stories. But the line between our myths and truth is fragile and blurry. I need to find answers… I must understand.

9 hours ago
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1 day ago
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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

1 day ago
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shards-of-divinity:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

FUCKING LOSE IT AT THE OLD LADY

1 day ago
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presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

1 day ago
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sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

1 day ago
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its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

1 day ago
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charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

1 day ago
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flowergirlrobichiko:

fuck okay i have to watch nichijou